It looks like all the paparazzi have migrated to DC to photograph Bo the First Dog today and ask Michelle and Barack necessary questions like "Is he neutered?" and "Has he had an accident yet?" or the ever insightful "Where does he sleep?" Awesome, the entire world is as obsessed with this dog as I am [which probably confirms that our world is in a slow, but steady, state of decline].
But then again, what are Heidi and Spencer doing with themselves today since all the paparazzi abandoned them for the White House lawn? On second thought maybe this dog isn't as bad for the world as I thought: